If you’re looking for funny fall jokes for kids, these silly autumn jokes are perfect for sharing at home, at school, or during a fall party.
Add one to a lunchbox, use them as a classroom joke of the day, or see how many your kids can tell without laughing at their own punchlines.
Some are clever, some are corny, and several are exactly the kind of joke a child will repeat at least twelve times.
Funny Fall Jokes
Why did the tree worry about autumn?
It couldn’t beleaf how quickly the year was going!
What did one autumn leaf say to another?
I’m falling for you!
Why are trees so carefree during fall?
Because they let everything go!
What is the cutest season of the year?
Aww-tumn!
Why did the leaf go to school?
It wanted to turn over a new leaf!
What happens when winter arrives early?
Autumn leaves!
Why did the tree get in trouble?
It was acting shady!
What is a tree’s least favorite month?
Sep-timber!
Pumpkin Jokes for Kids
Why was the pumpkin afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts!
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving dinner?
Good gourd, I’m full!
Why was the pumpkin so good at sports?
It always squashed the competition!
What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver?
Cut it out!
How do pumpkins pay for things?
With pumpkin bread!
Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch?
It had no place else to grow!
What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?
A life-gourd!
Scarecrow Jokes
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
He was already stuffed!
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Straw-berries!
Why did the scarecrow become a musician?
He was great with straw-ments!
What did the scarecrow say when the cornfield surprised him?
Aw, shucks!
Corny Autumn Jokes
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Because corn has ears!
What is a corn farmer’s favorite kind of music?
Pop!
Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of cider!
What kind of vest should you wear during fall?
A har-vest!
Share These Fall Jokes
Use these fall jokes in lunchboxes, classrooms, family gatherings or autumn parties.
You could also write them on slips of paper and let everyone take turns reading one aloud.
Just be prepared for the scarecrow joke to come back every fall!
